Moose huntin'

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Having shot a moose, two Newfies began dragging it by the tail to their pick-up..

On the way they were stopped by a game warden.
"Let me see your hunting licenses byes," he said.


When he saw that everything was in order he asked if he could give them some advice.
"Sure!" the hunters agreed.

"Well byes, I think that you'd be finding it a lot easier to be draggin’ dat moose by the horns and not the tail."

"Aye, O.K. And tanks," said the lads.

After about five minutes one said to the other, "Bye, draggin’ by the horns is sure some easier?"

"Aye, you're right," said his friend, "but have you noticed that we are getting further away from the truck?"