Birthday Barbie

[observer]

One day a father gets out of work and, on his way home, he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, 'How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?'
The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work-Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping-Barbie for $19.95, Beach-Barbie for $19.95, Disco-Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina-Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut-Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95'.
The amazed father asks: 'Why is the Divorced-Barbie $265.95, and the others only $19.95?'
The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: 'Sir, Divorced-Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, & a key chain made with Ken's balls.

[Rick Wisson]