World's shortest books

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MY BLACK

GIRLFRIENDS

By Tiger Woods



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OUR WHITE BOYFRIENDS

By The Kardashians



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THINGS WE LOVE ABOUT OUR COUNTRY

By Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan

Illustrated by Michael Moore

Foreword by George Soros



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OUR CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS

& HOW WE HELPED AFTER KATRINA

By "The Rev Jesse Jackson" & "The Rev Al Sharpton"



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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL

By Hillary Clinton

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Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY

By Bill Clinton



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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD

By Bill Gates



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THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY

By Dennis Rodman



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THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE

By Al Gore & John Kerry



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HOW TO LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST

By Dr. Jack Kevorkian



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TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED BEFORE

By Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnell



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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE

By Mike Tyson



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THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

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OUR PLANS TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS

By O. J. Simpson & Casey Anthony



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MY BOOK ON MORALS

By Bill Clinton

With introduction by

The Rev. Jesse Jackson

and foreword by

Tiger Woods with John Edwards



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HOW TO WIN A SUPERBOWL

BY THE MINNESOTA VIKINGS



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MY COMPLETE KNOWLEDGE OF MILITARY STRATEGY

By Nancy Pelosi



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THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE

by Barack Obama

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> A judge asks a defendant to please stand. "You are charged with murdering a garbage man with a chain saw."
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> From the back of the courtroom a man shouts, "You lying bastard!"
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> "Silence in the court!" The judge turns to the defendant again and says, "You are also charged with killing a paperboy with a shovel."...
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> "You tightwad!" blurts the spectator.
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> "Quiet!" yelled the judge. "You are also charged with killing a mailman with an electric drill."
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> "You cheap son of a... " the spectator starts to shout.
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> The judge thunders back, " I will hold you in contempt! What is the reason for your outbursts?"
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> "I've lived next to that lying bastard for 10 years now, but do you think he ever had a tool when I needed to borrow one

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A married couple celebrated their 25th marriage anniversary. They had become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in their period of 25 years. Local newspaper editors had gathered at the occasion to find out the secret of their well known "happy going marriage".
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Editor: " Sir. It's amazingly unbelievable. How did you make this possible? "

Husband recalling his old honeymoon days said: "We had been to Shimla for honeymoon after marriage. Having selected the horse riding finally, we both started the ride on different horses. My horse was pretty okay but the horse on which my wife was riding seemed to be a crazy one. On the way ahead, that horse jumped suddenly, making my wife topple over. Recovering her position from the ground, she patted the horse's back and said "This is your first time".

She again climbed the horse and continued with the ride. After a while, it happened again. This time she again kept calm and said "This is your second time" and continued.

When the horse dropped her third time, she silently took out the revolver from the purse and shot the horse dead !!

I shouted at my wife: "What did you do you psycho. You killed the poor animal. Are you crazy?"

She gave a silent look and said: "This is your first time!!!"

Husband: "That's it. We are happy ever after."

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