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Post by retired2 Sun Aug 04, 2013 4:14 pm

.wanted to share the
knowledge!!!



1. Oak trees do not produce acorns until they
are fifty (50) years of age or older.
2. No piece of paper can be folded in half more
than seven (7) times. Oh go ahead...I'll wait...
3. The three most valuable brand names on earth:
Marlboro, Coca Cola , and Budweiser, in that order.
4. The liquid inside young coconuts can be used
as a substitute for Blood plasma.

5. Donkeys kill more people annually than plane
crashes or shark attacks. (So, watch your Ass )

6. You burn more calories sleeping than you do
watching television.

7. The first product to have a bar code was
Wrigley's gum.

8. The King of Hearts is the only king WITHOUT A
MOUSTACHE

9. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by
eliminating one (1) olive from each salad served in first-class.


10. Venus is the only planet that rotates
clockwise. (Since Venus is normally associated with women, what does this
tell you?)
(That women are going the 'right' direction...?)

11. Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at
waking you up in the morning .


12. Most dust particles in your house are made
from DEAD SKIN !

13. The first owner of the Marlboro Company died
of lung cancer. So did the first ' Marlboro Man'.

14. Walt Disney was afraid OF MICE!

15. PEARLS DISSOLVE IN VINEGAR !

16. It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...
but, not downstairs.

17. A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one
knows why.

18. Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush
be kept at least six (6) feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles
resulting from the flush.

(I keep my toothbrush in the living room now !)

And the best for last.....

19. Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(I know some people like that, don't YOU ?)

So.......................



Remember, knowledge is everything, so pass it
on......
and go move your toothbrush!



And stop folding that darn paper.
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Post by Ruby Tuesday Mon Aug 05, 2013 7:45 am

Some of them are interesting, some make sense, yet some I find a bit far-fetched. For example, saving $40k a year on eliminating 1 olive per salad in 1987. Now, we all know that AA is big, but how much less air travel was taking place in 1987? Much less than we have now, of course.

I think that the price of olives has come own considerably over the years ... LoL.
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