Are you ready for this?

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Su Wong marries Lee Wong.



The next year the Wong’s have a new baby.
The nurse brings out a lovely, healthy, bouncy, but definitely a Caucasian, WHITE baby boy.

'Congratulations,' says the nurse to the new parents.
'Well Mr. Wong, what will you and Mrs. Wong name the baby?'

The puzzled father looks at his new baby boy and says,
'Well, two Wong's don't make a white,
so I think we will name him..

Are you ready for this?









Sum Ting Wong

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My wife said "Fix that gutter downspout TODAY!"

So I invited the boys over. One brought his welder the others brought beer. Took us about 4 hours, mostly for the beer, but we got the downspout fixed.


Wife is still speechless . . .

I'm certain not for much longer though.

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How Tequila Works:


Nobody ever explained it this way before.

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