Afraid of what

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Jean Chretien, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to
hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for.
The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.

Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished
the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes
him a check. Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30
minutes. When she is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6
million dollars, so she writes him a check.
Finally Jean  gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is
finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00. When Putin hears
this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Jean got to call  Canada so
cheaply. The devil smiles and replies, " Since Harper took over , the
country has gone to hell, so it's a local call."