Happy and Sad

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Happy and Sad
A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology
and explaining the phenomenon of "mixed emotions". The husband turned
to his wife and said, "That is a bunch of crap. I bet you can't
tell me anything that will make me happy and sad at the same time.
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She said: "Out of all your friends, you have the biggest d***"

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A woman in her fifties is at home happily jumping unclothed, on her bed
and squealing with delight.


Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any idea how
ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?"

The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, "I don't care what you
think, I just came from having a mammogram, and the doctor says that not
only am I healthy, but I have the breasts of an 18 year-old."

The husband replies, "What did he say about your 55-year old ass?"

She replied, "Your name never came up."