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Post by retired2 Tue Apr 21, 2015 11:03 pm

A Golf Joke I Haven't Heard Before

 

 


 

Jim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend. 
  
One evening, after the honeymoon, he was cleaning his golf shoes; his wife was standing there watching him. 
  
After a long period of silence she finally speaks. "Honey, I've been thinking, now that we are married I think it's time you quit golfing. Maybe you should just sell your golf clubs."

Jim gets this horrified look on his face.

She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"

"There for a minute, you were sounding like my ex-wife."

"Ex-wife!" she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"

"I wasn't!"
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Post by retired2 Wed Apr 22, 2015 8:53 pm

[size=32]GOLFER AT THE DENTIST[/size]
This one may bring a little tear to your eyes . . . Only a Golfer would understand this story of a GOLFER AT THE DENTIST.

A man and his wife walked into a Dentist's Office. The man said to the Dentist, "Doc, I'm in one heck of a hurry I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf, so forget about the anesthetic, I don't have time for the gums to get numb. I just want you to pull the tooth, and be done with it! We have a 10:00 AM tee time at the best golf course in town and it's 9:30 already... I don't have time to wait for the anesthetic to work!'


The Dentist thought to himself, "My goodness, this is surely a very brave man asking to have his tooth pulled without using anything to kill the pain." So the Dentist asks him, "Which tooth is it Sir?"

The man turned to his wife and said, "Open your mouth Honey, and show him . . . .
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