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Post by retired2 on Thu Sep 25, 2014 6:48 pm

Absolutely Priceless


       An Elementary School Teacher had twenty-six students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. While reading, keep in mind that these are first-graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is a classic!


       Don't change horses

       until they stop running.


       Strike while the

       bug is close.


       It's always darkest before

       Daylight Saving Time.


       Never underestimate the power of



       You can lead a horse to water but



       Don't bite the hand that

       looks dirty.


       No news is



       A miss is as good as a



       You can't teach an old dog new



       If you lie down with dogs, you'll

       stink in the morning.


       Love all, trust



       The pen is mightier than the



       An idle mind is

       the best way to relax.


       Where there's smoke there's



       Happy the bride who

       gets all the presents.


       A penny saved is

       not much.


       Two's company, three's

       the Musketeers.


       Don't put off till tomorrow what

       you put on to go to bed.


       Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and

       you have to blow your nose.


       There are none so blind as

       Stevie Wonder.


       Children should be seen and not

       spanked or grounded.


       If at first you don't succeed

       get new batteries.


       You get out of something only what you

       see in the picture on the box.


       When the blind lead the blind

       get out of the way.


       A bird in the hand

       is going to poop on you.

       And the WINNER and last one!


       Better late than

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