THE PARENTS WHO DRUGGED US

by retired2 Sat Jul 19, 2014 9:38 pm

THE PARENTS WHO DRUGGED US

The other day I was in an old farmhouse in the adjoining county and someone asked me a rhetorical question:

'Why didn't we have a drug problem when you and I were growing up?'

I replied that I had a drug problem when I was young:

I was drug to church on Sunday morning.

I was drug to church for weddings and funerals.

I was drug to family reunions and community socials no matter the weather.

I was drug by my ears when I was disrespectful to adults.

I was also drug to the woodshed when I disobeyed my parents, told a lie,

brought home a bad report card, did not speak with respect, spoke ill of

the teacher or the priest, or if I didn't put forth my best effort in everything

that was asked of me.

I was drug to the kitchen sink to have my mouth washed out with soap

if I uttered a profanity.

I was drug out to pull weeds in the garden and flower beds.

I was drug to the homes of neighbors to help mow the yard,

repair the clothesline, and if my mother had ever known that

I took a single dime as a tip for this kindness, my dad would

have drug me back to the woodshed.

Those drugs are still in my veins and they affect my behavior in

everything I do, say, or think.

They are stronger than cocaine, crack, or heroin, and if today's

children had this kind of drug problem, America would be a better place.

God bless the parents who drugged us.