paying the price

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paying the price


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> William and Mildred decided to celebrate their 40th wedding anniversary with a trip to Las Vegas. William went to the front desk to check them in while Mildred stayed with the car. As he was leaving the lobby, a young woman dressed in a very short skirt introduced herself as Candie. William brushed her off.
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> When William and Mildred got to their room, he told her that he'd been approached by a prostitute.
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> "I don't believe you," laughed Mildred.
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> "I'll prove it," said William. He called down to the desk and asked for Candie to come to room 1217.
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> "Now," he said, "you hide in the bathroom with the door open just enough to hear us."
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> Soon, there was a knock on the door. Candie walked in, swirling her hips provocatively. "So, I see you're interested after all," she said.
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> William asked, "How much do you charge?"
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> "$125 basic rate, $100 tips for special services."
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> William was taken aback. "$125! I was thinking more in the range of $25."
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> Candie laughed. "You must really be an old-timer if you think you can buy sex for that price."
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> "Well," said William, "I guess we can't do business. Goodbye."
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> After she left, Mildred came out of the bathroom. "I just can't believe it."
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> William said, "Let's go have a drink and forget it. "
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> Back downstairs at the bar, the old couple sipped their cocktails.
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> Candie came up behind William, pointed at Mildred, and said, "See what you get for $25?"