butt true

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Why are baby diapers are called Luvs & Huggies while old people diapers are called

Depends?



Cause if a baby crap's in their pants, you're still gonna Luv'em & Hug'em.

If an old person crap's in their pants, will they still  be Luv'ed or Hugged?  That

"Depends" on if you're  in the Will or not.

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The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their
Tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.


Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, 'Kemo Sabe, look
Towards sky, what you see? '



'The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of stars.'
What that tell you?' asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, 'Astronomically speaking,
It tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter
Past three in the
morning.
Theologically,
the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What's it tell you, Tonto?'

"You dumber than buffalo shit. It means someone stole the tent."

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On January 9th, a group of Pekin, Illinois bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Murray Baker Bridge. So they stopped.
George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, got off his Harley, walked through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper, and said to the girl, "What are you doing?"

She said, "I'm going to commit suicide."

While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," he didn't want to miss a be-a-Harley-legend opportunity either so he asked, "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"

So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that ... and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another one.

After they finished, George got lots of approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and said, "Wow! That was the best kiss I've ever had, Honey! That's a real talent you're wasting, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why do you want to commit suicide?"

She responded, "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."

It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed!

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The Lone Ranger rides again!!!!! Would like to see the latest version.

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