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The Cremated Husband

Post by retired2 on Thu Mar 28, 2013 9:27 pm

The Cremated Husband

Martha recently lost her husband. She had him
cremated and brought his ashes home.

Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured
him out on the patio table.

Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes,
she started talking to him....

"You know that dishwasher you promised me? I
bought it with the insurance money!"

She paused for a minute tracing her fingers
in the ashes then said, "Remember that car you promised
me? Well, I also bought it with the insurance money!"

Again, she paused for a few minutes and while
tracing her fingers in the ashes she said, "Remember
that diamond ring you promised me? Bought it too, with the
insurance money!"

Finally, still tracing her fingers in the
ashes, she said, "Remember that blow job I promised you?"

"Well, here it comes."
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Re: The Cremated Husband

Post by retired2 on Thu Mar 28, 2013 10:17 pm


Survey Results

A recent survey reported that three quarters of men don't know how to

turn on the dish washer.



It has been found that licking her nipples and a light gentle fingering usually

does the trick.
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