That's the ugliest baby
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That's the ugliest baby
by retired2 Mon Feb 11, 2013 10:18 pm
A woman gets on a bus holding a baby.
The bus driver says: "Holy sh*t! That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!"
In a huff, the woman slams her fare into the box and takes a seat near the rear of the bus.
The man seated next to her senses that she is agitated and asks her what's wrong.
"The bus driver insulted me," she fumes.
The man sympathizes and says: "Why, he's a public servant and shouldn't say things to insult passengers."
"You're right," she says, "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind."
"That's a great idea," the man says. "Here, let me hold your monkey."
The bus driver says: "Holy sh*t! That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!"
In a huff, the woman slams her fare into the box and takes a seat near the rear of the bus.
The man seated next to her senses that she is agitated and asks her what's wrong.
"The bus driver insulted me," she fumes.
The man sympathizes and says: "Why, he's a public servant and shouldn't say things to insult passengers."
"You're right," she says, "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind."
"That's a great idea," the man says. "Here, let me hold your monkey."
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Re: That's the ugliest baby
by retired2 Mon Feb 11, 2013 10:22 pm
Jack The Ripper, and Winnie The Pooh both have the same middle name.
Coincidence? I think not!
Coincidence? I think not!
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Re: That's the ugliest baby
by retired2 Mon Feb 11, 2013 10:22 pm
Man goes into a book shop & asks "do u have that new book for men with really small Willy's" She says "I don't think its in yet" He replies "Yes that's the 1"
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