Our Dinner Party

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Our Dinner Party



My wife hosted a dinner party for family far and wide and everyone was encouraged to bring all their children as well.

All during dinner my four-year-old niece stared at me sitting across from her.

The girl could hardly eat her food for staring.

I checked my shirt for spots, felt my face for food, patted my hair in place but nothing stopped her from staring at me.

I tried my best to just ignore her but finally it was too much for me.

I finally asked her "Why are you staring at me?"

Everyone at the table had noticed her behaviour and the table went quiet for her response.

My little niece said "I'm just waiting to see how you drink like a fish."

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Bill and Hillary Clinton

Bill and Hillary Clinton are now married 40 years.

When they first got married, Bill said, "I am putting a box under the
bed. You must promise never to look in it."

In all their 40 years of marriage, Hillary never looked. However, on
the afternoon of their 40th anniversary, curiosity got the best of
her, and she lifted the lid and peeked inside. In the box were 3 empty
beer cans and $1,874.25 in cash. She closed the box and put it back
under the bed.

Now that she knew what was in the box, she was doubly curious as to
why. That evening they were out for a special dinner. After dinner
Hillary could no longer contain her curiosity and she confessed and
said "I am so sorry. For all these years I kept my promise and never
looked into the box under our bed. However, today the temptation was
too much, and I gave in. But now I need to know why do you keep the
empty cans in the box?"

Bill thought for a while and said, "I guess after all these years you
deserve to know the truth. Whenever I was unfaithful to you I put an empty beer can in the
box under the bed to remind myself not to do it again."

Hillary was shocked, but said, "I am very disappointed and saddened,
but I guess after all those years away from home on the road,
temptation does happen and I guess that a few times is not that bad
considering the years."

They hugged and made their peace. A little while later Hillary asked
Bill, "Why do you have all that money in the box?"

Bill answered, "Whenever the box filled with empty cans, I cashed them in."

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HERE’S YOUR MORNING CHUCKLE..........CHEERS.......


SENIOR EYE EXAM


Do you need glasses??
Look carefully at the picture below.





Did you see the bare butt
of the girl in the background?

If you did see that in the picture,
you need to have your Eyes checked,
as that is the arm pit of the girl
holding the the camera .

My appointment is at 2pm tomorrow
I'M STILL VERY WORRIED ABOUT YOU

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Tired of no one noticing you?

Are you sick of being ignored? Do you sit unnoticed on the sidelines while others are picked?

Are you tired of being overlooked?

Get a new scarf !

Try the latest scarf fashion and you too will be the center of attention.

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[kishgo]

to all four!

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Which one of the 5 didn;t you like

[kishgo]

The last one.

[growler]

can i buy my wife one of those scarf's !
she said she'll loan it to her friends cause she get's enough attention already ?

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