new charity for growler !

[growler]

i'm in a bad way (financially) so i'm starting a new charity !

i'm gonna call it "growlers legal defense fund" !
you see what has happened,(actually i think it was planned by my enemy's? ) is that recently i got some christmas cards with-out any signatures on them,that i thought were quite nice.

but yesterday my bride brought my grand daughter in to visit with me, and we went out for supper, and it was quite an enjoyable evening until we returned to my "residence" !
then prior to leaving my dearly beloved seen my cards on the night table!
then the need for money came up and i was told i'd better get a good liar........err?.........lawyer,as she said as i had that many secret admirers she wants a D I V O R C E !
so now i need a bunch of $$ to hire one of those people !

[kishgo]

Too funny Growler. Your stories crack me up. How many cards do you have?
Sounds like someone is pranking you.

[growler]

you should know,as a little birdie told me you were part of my trubl's ?

[kishgo]

I'm part of your troubles??????

[growler]

cream pies are great looking,but not good form hips !

[kishgo]

I've got that covered Growler. The pie is made from lemons, about two and since I ate half the pie, then I had a lemon which counts towards my 'fruit' for the day. LOL LOL LOL Eggs are nutritious too.
That's MY story and I'm sticking to it!

[growler]

well everytime i eat stuff like that it sticks to me !

[kishgo]

Any more cards?

[growler]

not yet !
but my brride say's she'll settle for 98% !
think i should take that deal ?

[kishgo]

She wants 98% of the cards??? I'd say Settle!!

[growler]

She wants 98% of the cards??? I'd say Settle!!

yeah rite !
i'm sure she had something else in mind ?

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