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Post by retired2 Thu May 07, 2015 4:50 pm



The Truth...Sadly, You can place any politicians name on this one!!!


A man died and went to
Heaven. As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall
of clocks behind him.

He asked, 'What are all those clocks?'

St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone who has ever been
on earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock
move.'

'Oh', said the man. 'Whose clock is that?'

'That's Mother Teresa's', replied St. Peter.
'The hands have never moved,
indicating that she never told a lie.

'Incredible', said the man. 'And whose clock is that one?'

St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have
moved twice, telling us that Abraham told only two lies in his entire
life.'

'Where's Mike Duffy's clock?' asked the man.

St Peter replied, 'Jesus has it in his office. He uses it as a ceiling
fan!'
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Post by retired2 Thu May 07, 2015 4:51 pm

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