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Post by retired2 Thu Oct 30, 2014 9:52 pm

You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when:

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10. You get winded from knocking on the door.

9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.



8. You ask for high fiber candy only.


7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag,

you lose your balance and fall over.


6. People say: 'Great Boris Karloff Mask,'
And you're not wearing a mask.

5. When the door opens you yell, 'Trick or...'

And can't remember the rest.

4. By the end of the night,

you have a bag full of restraining orders.



3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.


2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.


And the number one reason Seniors should not GO

Trick Or Treating...
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1. You keep having to go home to pee.




No matter, have a HAPPY HALLOWEEN anyway.
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Post by retired2 Thu Oct 30, 2014 10:12 pm

First BAD Halloween Joke Of The Year

> Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.
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> One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.
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> The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.
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> After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, 'I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!'
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> 'IMPOSSIBLE !' said the groom broom.
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> Are you ready for this?
> Brace yourself; this is going to hurt ! !! !! !
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> 'WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!'
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> ............ ............ ..............
> Oh for goodness sake... Laugh, or at least groan.
> Life's too short not to enjoy...
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> Sounds to me like she's ........ !
> ......been ....sweeping around!!!
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Post by retired2 Sat Nov 01, 2014 11:42 am

I got this from downunder yesterday

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