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Post by retired2 Mon Oct 27, 2014 9:57 am



New Species Discovered

New Species Discovered 9c438310


They are referred to as homo slackass-erectus created

by natural genetic downward evolution through constant spineless posturing, and spasmatic upper limb gestures, which new research has shown to

cause shorter legs and an inability to ambulate other than in an awkward shuffling gait.

The "drag-crotch" shape also seems to effect brain function.

Expect no eye contact or intelligent verbal communication.

History shows that this species mostly receives full government care.

Unfortunately most are highly fertile.
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