Fact of Life

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Robert , 85, married Jenny,

a lovely 25 year old . .. .......

Since her new husband is so old,

Jenny decides that after their wed-
ding she and Robert should have

separate bedrooms, because she

is concerned that her new but aged
husband may over-exert himself if
they spend the entire night together.




After the wedding festivities Jenny
prepares herself for bed and

the expected knock on the door.

Sure enough the knock comes,

the door opens and there is Robert,
her 85 year old groom, ready

for action. They unite as one... All

goes well, Robert takes leave of

his bride, and she prepares to go

to sleep.




After a few minutes, Jenny hears
another knock on her bedroom

door, and it's Robert, Again he is

ready for more 'action'. Somewhat

surprised, Jenny consents for more

coupling. When the newly weds are

done, Robert kisses his bride, bids

her a fond good night and leaves.




She is set to go to sleep again, but,

aha, you guessed it Robert is back

again, rapping on the door and is as

fresh as a 25 - year - old, ready for

more 'action'. And, once more they

enjoy each other.




But as Robert gets set to leave again,

his young bride says to him, 'I am

thoroughly impressed that at your

age you can perform so well and so

often. I have been with guys less

than a third of your age who were

only good once. You are truly a great

lover, Robert.'




Robert, somewhat embarrassed, turns

to Jenny and says:
'You mean I was here already?'




The moral of the story:

Don't be afraid of getting old,

Alzheimer's has its advantages.

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It happened in a Metro station in Montreal ...........

There were protesters on the concourse handing out pamphlets on
the evils of Canada . I politely declined to take one.

An elderly woman was behind me getting off the escalator and a young
(20-ish) female protester offered her a pamphlet, which she politely
declined. The young protester put her hand on the woman's
shoulder as a gesture of friendship and in a very soft voice said,
'Lady, don't you care about the children of Iraq ?'

The elderly woman looked up at her and said,
'Honey, my father died during World War I,
I lost my husband in World War II,
I lost a son in Korea ,
and a grandson in Afghanistan .
All fought and died so you could have the freedom to stand
here and bad mouth our country. If you
touch me again, I'll stick this umbrella up your ass and open it.'


................God Bless Canada !!!

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