To all you OWLS
(Older Wiser Losing it Souls)
Wisdom from Grandpa . . .
Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg,
depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.
Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy
earning' his salt that he forgets his sugar.
Too many couples marry for better, or for worse,
but not for good.
When a man marries a woman, they become one;
the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like
a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag.
On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets
the past -- but never the present.
A foolish husband says to his wife, "Honey, you stick
to the washing, ironing, cooking and scrubbing.
No wife of mine is gonna work."
Many girls like to marry a military man -- he can cook,
sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's
already used to taking orders.
Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying
about your age and start bragging about it.
Some people try to turn back their odometers.
Not me, I want people to know "why" I look this way.
I've travelled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.
Old age is when former classmates are so gray and wrinkled
and bald, they don't recognize you.
Have a GREAT day, and keep Laughing!
It's good for the soul.
And remember my motto:
Pay the undertaker with a bad cheque.
- Bonfire Tilter
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Join date : 2012-02-24
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