Voice Recognition Elevator.....

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Hilarious!



http://dotsub.com/view/6c5d7514-5656-476a-9504-07dd4e2f6509

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The Air Canada plane leaves Pearson Airport under the control of a Jewish
Captain; his co-pilot is Chinese..

It's the first time they've flown together and an awkward silence between
The two seems to indicate a mutual dislike..

Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the
Auto-pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters,

'I don't like Chinese..'

'No rike Chinese?' asks the co-pilot, 'why not?'

'You people bombed Pearl Harbor , that's why!'

'No, no', the co-pilot protests, 'Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah!
That Japanese, not Chinese.'

'Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese....doesn't matter, you're all alike!'

There's a few minutes of silence.
'I no rike Jews!' the co-pilot suddenly announces.

'Oh yeah, why not?' asks the captain.

'Jews sink Titanic!' says the co-pilot.

'What? You're insane! Jews didn't sink the Titanic!' exclaims the captain,
'It was an iceberg!'

Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg , ...no mattah...all fukin same.

[Rick Wisson]

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You have seen pharmaceutical advertising in doctor's offices on

everything from tissues to note pads

This one should get First prize...




I e-mailed this to my Japanese doctor friend;

He e-mailed back:

"If light stay on more than 4 hour, call erectrician.

[growler]

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What you didn't like Rick's post?????

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