Romantic Canadian Husband.

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Romantic Canadian Husband.




Man said to his wife "Alright you sexy thing, upstairs now"

She looked at him and said "Ooh, you kinky bastard"

He said "No, seriously, hockey is starting, bugger off”

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CALGARY POLICE DISPLAY SENSITIVITY

I get irritated when people come down on our police officers, saying
> that they don't care about or respect others.
> Well, here is a story that clearly shows not all cops are in that
> category. This story involves the police in Calgary, who reported
> finding a man's body last Saturday in the early evening in the Bow
> River near the center street bridge.
> The dead man's name would not be released until his family had been
> notified. The victim apparently drowned due to excessive beer
> consumption while visiting "someone" in the center street area.
> He was wearing black fishnet stockings, 4 inch spiked heels, a red
> garter belt, a pink G-string, purple Lipstick, dazzle dust on his
> eyelids, 1/2 inch false eyelashes, and a Toronto Maple Leaf sweater.
> The Police removed the Maple Leaf sweater to spare his family any
> unnecessary embarrassment.
> See there, the Calgary Police do care.

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