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Post by retired2 on Fri Jul 06, 2012 8:36 am

It's not only the English who have a sense of humour. The Scots do as well!

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This cartoon originated in Scotland. It looks like most of the world is laughing at our nation's leadership now!
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The world is laughing at the US while we sit by and watch and wonder what will happen next!
"This one nails it perfectly."

President Obama’s approval ratings are so low now that the Kenyans are accusing him of being born in the United States.
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Post by retired2 on Fri Jul 06, 2012 7:32 pm

Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room and Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy.


The first thing Daisy asked was,

"Do you have a condom?"

Donald frowned and said, "No."

Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a condom, they could not have sex.

"Maybe they sell them at the front desk,

" she suggested.

So Donald went down to the lobby and asked

the hotel clerk if they had condoms.


"Yes, we do," the clerk said and pulled a box out from under the counter and gave it to Donald.

The clerk asked, "Would you like me to put them on your bill?"

"Thit No!" Donald quacked, "I'll thuffocate!"
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Post by retired2 on Fri Jul 06, 2012 7:35 pm

Senior citizens are constantly being criticized for every conceivable deficiency of the modern world, real or imaginary.

We know we take responsibility for all we have done and do not blame others.

HOWEVER, upon reflection, we would like to point out that it was NOT the senior citizens who took:

The melody out of music,
The pride out of appearance,
The courtesy out of driving,
The romance out of love,
The commitment out of marriage,
The responsibility out of parenthood,
The togetherness out of the family,
The learning out of education,
The service out of patriotism,
The Golden Rule from rulers,
The nativity scene out of cities,
The civility out of behavior,
The refinement out of language,
The dedication out of employment,
The prudence out of spending,
The ambition out of achievement or
God out of government and school.



And we certainly are NOT the ones who eliminated patience and tolerance from personal relationships and interactions with others!!

And, we do understand the meaning of patriotism, and remember those who have fought and died for our country.

Just look at the Seniors with tears in their eyes and pride in their hearts as they stand at attention with their hand over their hearts!

YES, I'M A SENIOR CITIZEN!
I'm the life of the party...... even if it lasts until 8 p.m.
I'm very good at opening childproof caps.... with a hammer.
I'm awake many hours before my body allows me to get up.

I'm smiling all the time because I can't hear a thing you're saying.
I'm sure everything I can't find is in a safe secure place, somewhere.
I'm wrinkled, saggy, lumpy, and that's just my left leg.
I'm beginning to realize that aging is not for wimps.
Yes, I'm a SENIOR CITIZEN and I think I am having the time of my life!







Spread the laughter
Share the cheer
Let's be happy
While we're here.
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Post by Rick Wisson on Fri Jul 06, 2012 7:48 pm

Well said Retired.
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Post by gale force on Sat Jul 07, 2012 9:46 am

New Antiseptic!! 4195803818 Please continue to "make my day". It's great when my day starts with laughter from your posts!
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Post by retired2 on Sat Jul 07, 2012 10:47 am

are you saying

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Post by gale force on Sun Jul 08, 2012 8:26 am

New Antiseptic!! 580207494 Yep!!
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