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Post by retired2 on Mon Jul 02, 2012 11:20 am

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Post by gale force on Mon Jul 02, 2012 5:04 pm

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Post by retired2 on Mon Jul 02, 2012 8:42 pm


Enjoy!
EIGHT THOUGHTS TO PONDER
Number 8

Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 7

Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 6

Men have two emotions : Hungry and Horny. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.

Number 5

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years

Number 4

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospitals, dying of nothing.

Number 3

All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 2

In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

And The Number 1 Thought

Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers--what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.

- - - and as someone recently said to me: "Don't worry about old age--it doesn't last that long."
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Post by retired2 on Mon Jul 02, 2012 8:43 pm


You have to admire the directness of age
Anne and Carol were having lunch together while discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery.

Anne said to Carol, "I need to be honest with you. I'm getting a boob-job."
Carol responded, "Oh, that's nothing. I'm thinking of having my arse-hole bleached!"
"Oh! Dear!" replied Anne. "I just can't picture your Gary as a blonde!"
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Post by retired2 on Mon Jul 02, 2012 8:46 pm

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