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Post by retired2 on Wed Feb 29, 2012 1:31 pm

COFFEE HURTS!

I was eating lunch on the 30 of June with a friend and her 6-year-old granddaughter. She was pretty animated as she talked about school and friends and teachers. As I sipped my coffee, I asked her, "What day is tomorrow?" She said "Canada Day". She is a smart kid. So, I asked her, "What does Canada Day mean?" Waiting for her reply with something about the flag, confederation etc., she replied, "Canada Day is when Prime Minister Harper steps out of the Parliament Building, and if he sees his shadow, we have one more year of unemployment."

You know ...... it hurts when hot coffee spurts out your nose!!
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AUNT NATALIE - - this is one story that surely will tickle your imagination and make your day. happy reading
Aunt Natalie, The church organist,
Was in her eighties
And had never been married. She was admired for her
sweetness and kindness to all.
One afternoon the pastor
came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room.
She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea...
As he sat facing her old Hammond organ,the young minister noticed a cut glass bowl Sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water,
and in the water floated. of all things,a condom!

When she returned
With tea and scones,they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity About the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist.
'Miss Beatrice', he said,
'I wonder if you would tell me about this?
Pointing to the bowl.
'Oh, yes,' Natalie replied, 'Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground.
The directions said
To place it on the organ,
Keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease.
Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter.
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