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Post by retired2 on Thu May 10, 2012 2:32 pm


So you think you're having a bad day......
Then you step
outside of your house.......
You look up
into the beautiful blue sky..
and see this!!!!!

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All of a sudden, that
smile comes back to your face
and things don't seem
quite so bad!!!!!!
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Post by retired2 on Thu May 10, 2012 5:07 pm

Watch this until Sylvester catches Tweety.
(wait for it. It's worth it).
AFTER Tweety's caught, scroll down.

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Post by retired2 on Thu May 10, 2012 5:08 pm

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This was an idiot test. How long did you watch?

0-2 seconds - there's hope for you
2-5 seconds - having a bad day?
5-10 seconds - are you maybe just a slow reader?
10-20 seconds- remedial classes are nothing to be ashamed of
20-30 seconds- it's recommended that you don't breed.
30 sec-1 min - you probably can't read this anyway, So why bother?
1-2 min - the equivalent of the average house plant
2-5 min - Good afternoon, Jessica Simpson
5 min -1 hr - Dead people score in this range
1 hr plus - Congratulations. You've a negative IQ.
To find out what your prize is, watch bugs until he finishes his carrot.
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Post by retired2 on Thu May 10, 2012 9:11 pm

Einstein was born March 14, 1879.
He would be nearly 132 if he were alive today.
Few people remember that he married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal, after his first marriage failed in 1919.
At the time he stated that he was attracted to Elsa "because she was so well endowed".
He postulated that if you are attracted to women with large breasts, the attraction is even stronger if there is a DNA connection.

This came to be known as....









Einstein's Theory of "Relative Titty." Oh, stop moaning! I don't write this stuff, I receive it from my warped friends
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Post by growler on Fri May 11, 2012 10:02 am

confused

likely story ! !

lol! lol!
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Post by Ruby Tuesday on Thu May 17, 2012 10:00 pm

Nice wax job
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