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Post by retired2 Tue Mar 01, 2016 9:14 am

As You Slide Down the Banister of Life In 2016   --     Remember:
 
      1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book. It's called ...'Ministers do more than lay people.
 
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2..Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.  
 
3. The difference between the Pope   and your boss is, the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.
 
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4. My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it is gone.  
 
 
5. The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the bathroom.
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6. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seat folded up, the drink spilled and that ice, well , it really chilled the mood.  
 
 
7. It used to be only death and taxes.       Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too.
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8 .A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house.  
 
 
9. My next house will have no kitchen - just vending machines and a large trash can.
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10.  Definition of a teenager?  God's punishment...for enjoying sex.
 
Thought for the day:   Be who you are and say what you feel... because those that matter...don't mind...
and those that mind... don't matter!
 
 
And as you slide down that Banister of Life you should pray
that all the splinters are pointed the other way... God Bless!
 
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Post by observer Fri Mar 11, 2016 11:42 pm

Loved them all!
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Post by retired2 Sat Mar 12, 2016 1:56 pm

Yes sadly they are all true to a degree
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