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An old geezer

Post by retired2 on Sat Feb 06, 2016 12:50 pm

An old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open a
medical clinic.

He put a sign up outside that said: "Dr. Geezer's clinic. Get your
treatment for $500, if not cured, get back $1,000."

Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans
about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get
$1,000. So he went to Dr.Geezer's clinic.

Dr. Young: "Dr.Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you
please help me?"

Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops
in Dr. Young's mouth."

Dr. Young: Aaagh !! -- "This is Gasoline!"

Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500."

Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to
recover his money.

Dr. Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember
anything."

Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops
in the patient's mouth."

Dr. Young: "Oh, no you don't, -- that is Gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will
be $500."

Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after
several more days.

Dr.Young: "My eyesight has become weak --- I can hardly see anything!"

Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so,

here's your $1000 back." (giving him a $10 bill)

Dr. Young: "But this is only $10!"

Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back!; That will be $500."

Moral of story -- Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you
can outsmart an "old Geezer"

Remember: Don't make old people mad. We don't like being old in the
first place, so it doesn't take much to tick us off.
Enjoy your day!!
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Re: An old geezer

Post by observer on Fri Feb 26, 2016 12:18 am

Cute
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Re: An old geezer

Post by Norton on Fri Feb 26, 2016 2:21 pm

Funny.
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