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How to entertain retired people

Post by retired2 on Mon Feb 01, 2016 9:05 pm

This will wear out your mouse. E n j o y.

Click on:

http://unix.rulez.org/~calver/funny/swf/kill.swf
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Post by retired2 on Mon Feb 01, 2016 9:07 pm

A Scottish woman goes to the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is published.
The obit editor informs her that there is a charge of 50 cents per word.
She pauses, reflects, and then she says, "Well, then, let it read, 'Angus MacPherson died'."
Amused at the woman's thrift, the editor tells her that there is a seven word minimum for all obituaries.
She thinks it over and in a few seconds says, "In that case, let it read.......
'Angus MacPherson died. Golf clubs for sale.'
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Post by retired2 on Mon Feb 01, 2016 9:08 pm

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Post by gale force on Tue Feb 02, 2016 1:51 pm

Love the last one!!  I drove the beer/sandwich cart for the golf league my husband played in for a period of 8 years.  I never knew for sure why people were so happy to see me! Was it for me or for the Bud Light in the cooler? LOL
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Post by Norton on Wed Feb 03, 2016 12:25 am

Second one. lol!
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