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Post by retired2 on Thu Sep 24, 2015 7:39 pm


A Hotel guest calls the Front desk and the clerk answers, "May I help you?"
The man says, "Yes, I'm in room 858. You need to send someone to my room immediately.
I'm having an argument with my wife and she says she's going to jump out the window."
The desk clerk says, "I'm sorry sir, but that's a personal matter."
The man replies, "Listen you idiot. The window won't open... and that's a maintenance matter."
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Post by retired2 on Thu Sep 24, 2015 7:49 pm

SIR YOUR FLY IS OPEN... Very very funny




YOUR FLY'S OPEN PRIME MINISTER

The following story's from the memoir of Harry Diamond,
a former British reporter.

"The Prime Minister's fly is open," I whisper to my companion as Winston Churchill
passes us in the House of Commons corridors. "We should tell him."



"You tell him, you're young and brash," says my friend.

I pad quietly after the great man, humm, haw and cough until he eventually turns round to see what all the row was about.

"Excuse me, sir. I hope you don't mind me mentioning it..but your fly is open."

I remember thinking rather irreverently that my suit's in better condition than the Prime Minister's, but this is a very special occasion for me. I had taken my best suit to
London to create the right impression. This was at a time when I thought Members of Parliament were a superior form of homo sapiens.

Mr. Churchill stares at me, looks down, and says in that slow, commanding, slightly lisping voice that thrilled and inspired millions throughout the war.

"My boy, there is no harm in leaving open the door of the cage when the bird is dead."
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