The 50 Shades of Gray for Seniors:

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The 50 Shades of Gray for Seniors:

Post by retired2 on Mon Aug 24, 2015 11:55 am


The 50 Shades of Gray for Seniors:
Back and forth . . . .
Back and forth . . . ..
In and out . . . ..
In and out . . . ..
A little to the right .. . . .
A little to the left .. . . .
She could feel the sweat on her forehead . . . .
Between her breasts . .. . .
And, trickling down the small of her back . . . .
She was getting near to the end.
He was in ecstasy . . .. .
with a huge smile on his face as his wife moved . . .
Forwards then backwards. . . .
Forward then backward. . . .
Again . . . .
and again . . . ..
Her heart was pounding now . . . .
Her face was flushed .. . . .
She moaned . . . ..
softly at first, then began to groan louder . . . .

Finally . . . ..
totally exhausted . . .. .
she let out a piercing scream . . . .
"OK, OK, you smart-ass, I can't parallel park. You do it!"
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Re: The 50 Shades of Gray for Seniors:

Post by retired2 on Mon Aug 24, 2015 11:56 am

At breakfast, the husband says to his wife,
“What would you do if I won the Lotto?”
“I’d take my half and leave you,” she says.
“Great,” he says. “Here's $6. I won $12 yesterday. Stay in touch.”
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Re: The 50 Shades of Gray for Seniors:

Post by Rick Wisson on Mon Aug 24, 2015 7:27 pm

Good ones.
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