E = M C2

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Einstein developed and proved this remarkable formula;
Energy = Mass x Speed of Light squared.
A brilliant genius as we all know.


Another lesser known of Einstein's formulas determined;
if you were to strip naked and run around in a circle at
the speed of 298 KM/sec (the speed of light) it could be
possible for you to sodomize (screw) yourself.....!
Should you determine you are not physically capable of achieving
that speed at your age, you can easily achieve the same result
by voting Liberal  in the OCT. 19, 2015 election.

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I'm only sending this to a few educated, respectable, & happy people, who appreciate good poetry!
GOD BLESS
PEACELUVNHUGS
ROBO JOE

 
 Newfie Poetry Contest


 The National Poetry Contest had come down to two semi-finalists:

 * a Yale graduate

 * a Newfoundlander

 They were given a single word, then allowed two minutes to come up
 with a poem that contained the word.
 The word they were given was " TIMBUKTU ".

 The Yale graduate steps to the microphone and said:
 "SLOWLY ACROSS THE DESERT SAND
 TREKKED A LONELY CARAVAN.
 MEN ON CAMELS, TWO BY TWO
 DESTINATION - TIMBUKTU ".

 The crowd went crazy!

 No way could the Newfie top that, they thought.

 The Newfoundlander calmly made his way to the microphone and recited:
 "ME AND TIM A HUNTIN' WENT,
 MET T'REE WHORES IN A POP-UP TENT.
 DEY WAS T'REE, AND WE WAS TWO,
 SO I BUCKED ONE, AND TIMBUKTU !"

 The Newfie won hands down.


CANT HELP BUT LUV DEM NEWFIZE!!!!

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For those who don't know what a bucket seat is

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Just when you thought you’d seen everything!
 
 
No reason to stand on your feet waiting
to get your welfare check.

 

Just put your flip-flops next in line and go back and
sit on your ass
and play games on your iPhone.

 

Is this a great country or what?

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