Being a senior citizen really sucks!

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Being a senior citizen really sucks!

Post by retired2 on Thu Jul 16, 2015 6:51 pm

She's single... She's shapely ..She's beautiful and she lives right across the street.
I can see her place from my kitchen window.

I watched as she got home from work this evening.  I was surprised when she walked across the street, up my driveway and knocked on the door.
 
I opened the door, she looked at me and said, "I just got home, and I have this strong urge to have a good time, dance, get drunk, and have sex tonight.

Are you doing anything?"
 
I quickly replied, "Nope, I'm free!"


"Great," she said. "Can you watch my dog?"

Being a senior citizen really sucks!
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Post by retired2 on Thu Jul 16, 2015 6:52 pm

VINCENT VAN GOGH'S  FAMILY TREE
 
Who thinks up these things!!?!!
 
 
His dizzy aunt ----------------------------------------------- Verti Gogh
 
The brother who ate prunes------------------------------- Gotta Gogh
 
The brother who worked at a convenience store ------ Stop N Gogh
 
The grandfather from Yugoslavia ----------------------------- U Gogh
 
His magician uncle -------------------------------- Where-Diddy Gogh
 
His Mexican cousin ---------------------------------------- A Mee Gogh
 
The Mexican cousin's American half-brother ------------ Gring Gogh
 
The nephew who drove a stage coach --------------- Wells-Far Gogh
 
The constipated uncle ------------------------------------- Can't Gogh
 
The ballroom dancing aunt -------------------------------- Tang Gogh
 
The bird lover uncle -------------------------------------- Flamin Gogh
 
An aunt who taught positive thinking ------------------ Way-to-Gogh
 
The little bouncy nephew ----------------------------------- Poe Gogh
 
A sister who loved disco -------------------------------------- Go Gogh
 
And his niece who travels the country in an RV ------ Winnie Bay Gogh
 
I saw you smiling . . .. there ya Gogh!
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