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High School Graduation In Detroit

Post by retired2 on Thu Jun 11, 2015 2:22 pm

High School Graduation In Detroit
A student played high school football in Detroit. He was a great running back, but a really poor student.

At graduation, he didn't have enough credits but he was a great football star and the students held a rally and demanded the principal give him a diploma anyway. They were so insistent that the principal agreed if Dwayne could answer one question correctly he would give him a diploma.

The one question test was held in the auditorium and all the students packed the place. It was standing room only. The principal was on the stage and told Dwayne to come up. The principal had the diploma in his hand and said, "Dwayne, if you
can answer this question correctly I'll give you your diploma."

Dwayne said he was ready and the principal asked him the question. "Dwayne," he said, "How much is three times seven?"

Dwayne looked up at the ceiling and then down at his shoes, just pondering the question. The other students began chanting,
"Graduate him anyway! Graduate him anyway!"

Dwayne held up his hand and the auditorium became silent. he said, "I think I know the answer. Three times seven is twenty-one."



A hush fell over the auditorium and all the other students began another chant, "Give him another chance! Give him another
chance!"
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Post by retired2 on Thu Jun 11, 2015 2:22 pm


Finally, A Blonde Joke I Hadn't Heard.




A blonde gets a job as a physical education teacher of 16
year olds.


She notices a boy at the end of the field standing alone, while
all the other kids are running around having fun kicking a ball.


She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him.


'You ok?' she says.


'Yes.' he says.


'You can go and play with the other kids you know' she says.


'It's best I stay here.' he says.


'Why's that sweetie?' asks the blonde.


The boy looks at her incredulously and says,


"Because I'm the Goalie !"
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Post by retired2 on Thu Jun 11, 2015 2:23 pm

Apple Watch

A Navy seal walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.

He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his new Apple watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"


No," he replies, "I just got this state-of-the-art Apple watch, and I was just testing it."
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"
He says, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."
The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"
"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties."
The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!"
The Navy man smirks, taps his watch and says, "Damn thing's an hour fast."
And that, my friends.......is Confidence!

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