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Don't Mess With Senior Citizens

Post by retired2 on Wed May 13, 2015 11:29 am

A lady decided to give herself a big treat for her 70th birthday by staying overnight in a really nice luxurious hotel..




When she checked out the next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for $250.00. She demanded to know why the charge was so high "I agree it's a nice hotel, but the rooms aren't worth $250..00 for just an overnight stay - I didn't even have breakfast!" 


The clerk told her that $250.00 is the 'standard rate,' and breakfast had been included had she wanted it. 


She insisted on speaking to the Manager. 


The Manager appeared and, forewarned by the desk clerk, announced: "This hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center which are available for use." "But I didn't use them." ''Well, they are here, and you could have." 


He went on to explain that she could also have seen one of the in-hotel shows for which they were so famous.

"We have the best entertainers from all over the world performing here." 

"But I didn't go to any of those shows.." She Pleaded.



"Well, we have them, and you could have." was the reply.


No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, she replied, 

"But I didn't use it!" and the Manager countered with his 

standard response. 


After several minutes discussion, and with the Manager still unmoved, she decided to pay, wrote a check and gave it to him. 


The Manager was surprised when he looked at the check. 

"But Madam, this check is for only $50.00" "That's correct" she replied "I charged you $200.00 for sleeping with me." 


"But I didn't sleep with you madam!" said the manager


"Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have."

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Re: Don't Mess With Senior Citizens

Post by retired2 on Wed May 13, 2015 12:15 pm

A blonde gets a job as a physical education teacher of 16 year olds.

She notices a boy at the end of the field standing alone, while all the other kids are running around having fun kicking a ball.

She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him.

'You ok?' she says.

'Yes.' he says.

'You can go and play with the other kids you know' she says.

'It's best I stay here.' he says.

'Why's that sweetie?' says the blonde.

The boy looks at her incredulously and says, "Because I'm the Goalie!"
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