Things I learned growing up in the South...

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[size=48]   A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road.[/size]

  

[size=48]There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them live in the South.[/size]

 

[size=48]There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 of them live in the South, plus a couple no one's seen before.[/size]

 

[size=48]If it grows, it'll stick ya. If it crawls, it'll bite cha.[/size]

 

[size=48]Onced and Twiced are words.[/size]

 

[size=48]It is not a shopping cart, it is a buggy![/size]

 

[size=48]Jawl-P? means, Did you all go to the bathroom?[/size]

 

[size=48]People actually grow, eat and like okra.[/size]

 

[size=48]Fixinto is one word. It means I'm going to do that.[/size]

 

[size=48]There is no such thing as lunch. There is only dinner and then there's supper.[/size]

 

[size=48]Iced tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you're two. We do like a little tea with our sugar. It is referred to as the Wine of the South.[/size]

 

[size=48]Backwards and forwards means I know everything about you.[/size]

 

[size=48]The word jeet is actually a question meaning, 'Did you eat?'[/size]

 

[size=48]You don't have to wear a watch, because it doesn't matter what time it is, you work until you're done or it's too dark to see.[/size]

 

[size=48]You don't PUSH buttons, you MASH em.[/size]

 

[size=48]Ya'll is singular. All ya'll is plural.[/size]

 

[size=48]All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, insect, or animal.[/size]

 

[size=48]You carry jumper cables in your car - for your OWN car.[/size]

 

[size=48]You only own five spices: salt, pepper, mustard, Tabasco and ketchup.[/size]

 

[size=48]The local papers cover national and international news on one page, but require 6 pages for local high school sports, the motor sports, and gossip.[/size]

 

[size=48]Everyone you meet is a Honey, Sugar, Miss (first name) or Mr.(first name)[/size]

 

[size=48]You think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday.[/size]

 

[size=48]You know what a [/size][size=48]hissy[/size] [size=48]fit is..[/size]

 

[size=48]Fried catfish is the other white meat.[/size]

 

[size=48]We don't need no dang Driver's Ed. If our mama says we can drive, we can drive!!![/size]

 

[size=48]You understand these jokes and forward them to your Southern friends and those who just wish they were from the SOUTH.[/size]

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Don't ask me how that happened

[Rick Wisson]

How did that happen.

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Well its this way or may be that way not sure now

[rbw]

Computers just do their own thang, don't they..??

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