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Post by retired2 on Sun Mar 08, 2015 10:18 am

Bet he understands



A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by an Irish cop. He thinks that
he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from London and is certain that he
has a better education then any Irish cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have
some fun at the Irish cop's expense!

Irish cop says, License and registration, please."

London Lawyer says, "What for?"

Irish cop says,"Ye didnae come to a complete stop at the stop sign."

London Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."

Irish cop says,"Ye still didnae come to a complete stop. License and registration, please."

London Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"

Irish cop says, "The difference is, ye huvte come to complete stop, that's the law.
License and registration, please!"

London Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and
stop, I'll give you my license and registration and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me
go and don't give me the ticket."

Irish cop says, "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir."

The London Lawyer exits his vehicle.

The Irish cop takes out his baton and starts beating the living shit out of the lawyer and says,
"Daeye want me to stop, or just slow down? "
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Re: Bet he understands

Post by retired2 on Sun Mar 08, 2015 10:19 am

A thought for the day!

Interview  with 101 year-old Hattie Mae MacDonald of Feague,  Kentucky:

 

Reporter:  Can you give us some health tips for reaching the age of 101?
 
Hattie:   For better digestion I drink beer.  In the case of appetite loss  I drink white wine.  For low blood pressure I drink Red  Wine.  In the case of high blood pressure I drink scotch.   And when I have a cold I drink Schnapps.
 
Reporter:  When do you drink water?
 
Hattie:   I've never been that sick
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