Be careful what you ask for - or in what position!

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Be careful what you ask for - or in what position!

Post by observer on Mon Feb 16, 2015 11:14 pm

> One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. As they are about to kiss each
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> other goodnight at the front door, the guy starts feeling a little horny
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> With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and
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> smiling, he says to her, "Honey, would you have sex with me?"
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> Horrified, she replies, "Are you mad? My parents will see us!"
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> "Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?" he asks, grinning at her.
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> "No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"
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> "Oh come on! There's nobody around, they're all sleeping!"
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> "No way. It's just too risky!"
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> "Oh please, please, I love you so much!"
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> "No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!"
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> "Oh yes you can. Please?"
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> "No, no. I just can't"
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> "I'm begging you..."
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> Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on, and the girl's older sister
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> shows up in her pajamas, hair disheveled, and in a sleepy voice, she says:
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> "Dad says to go ahead and have sex with him, or I can do it... or if need be
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> mom says she can come down herself and do it. But for God's sake, tell him to
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> take his hand off the intercom!"
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Re: Be careful what you ask for - or in what position!

Post by retired2 on Mon Feb 16, 2015 11:28 pm

Love it
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