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Post by retired2 Sun Jan 25, 2015 8:46 pm


Bob
received the following text from his neighbour:

"I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. Day and night when you're not around, I have been helping myself to your wife,

In fact, I have probably been getting more than you. I do not get it at home - but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't ever happen again."

On reading the text, the man, anguished and betrayed, went directly into his bedroom, grabbed his gun and, without a word, shot his wife dead.

A few moments later, a second text came in,

"Bloody spell check...!! ...
the last word of first paragraph should read, 'wifi' ....

Sorry about that, Bob
....
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