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difference between grandfathers and grandmothers

Post by retired2 on Tue Jan 13, 2015 9:17 pm

Have you ever wondered what the difference is between Grandmothers and
Grandfathers? Well, here it
is:
There was this loving grandfather
who always made a special effort to spend time with his son's family
on weekends. Every Saturday morning he would take his 5-year-old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some quality time -- pancakes, ice cream, candy --just him and his granddaughter.

One particular Saturday, however, he had a terrible cold and could not
get out of bed. He knew his granddaughter always looked forward to
their drives and would be very disappointed.

Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that she would take
their granddaughter for her weekly drive and breakfast. When they
returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her grandfather who was still in bed.


"Well, did you enjoy your ride with grandma?" he asked.


"Not really, PaPa, it was boring. We didn't see a single asshole,queer, piece of shit, horse's ass, tree hugger,

socialist left wing prick, blind bastard, dipshit, Muslim camel humper or son of a bitch

anywhere we went! We just drove around and Grandma smiled at everyone she saw. I really didn't have any fun."
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Post by kishgo on Thu Jan 15, 2015 9:41 pm

Very rare. Love it!!!
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