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“Understanding Women”

Post by retired2 on Fri Jan 09, 2015 9:39 pm

“Understanding Women”
Thought you should know that the book, "Understanding Women" is now out in paperback.

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Post by retired2 on Fri Jan 09, 2015 9:40 pm

Exercise

And God Looked Down upon Seniors


Most seniors never get enough exercise. So in his wisdom God

decreed that seniors would become forgetful that they would have

to search for their glasses, keys and other things misplaced and

so do some walking.
And God Looked down and saw that it was good.

Then God saw there was yet a need. So God in his wisdom made

seniors lose coordination that they would drop things which would

require them to bend and reach and stretch.
And God looked down and saw that it was good.

Then God considered the functioning of senior bladders and decided

that in His wisdom there might be calls of nature more frequently

requiring more trips to the relief station that would burn calories.
God looked down and saw that it was good.

Seniors were obliged to exercise more from these senior

shortcomings and did become more active as a result.

So if you find you are required to get up and down more as you age,

remember it's God's will and in your best interests even though you

mutter under your breath.

Amen! Let it be! And it is good.
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