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Post by retired2 on Wed Dec 17, 2014 12:33 am

DIVINE PLANNING!


Most Seniors never get enough exercise.
So in his wisdom God decreed that seniors would become forgetful that they
would have to search for their glasses, keys and other things misplaced and
so do some walking.
And God Looked down, and saw that it was good.

Then God saw there was yet another need.
So God in his wisdom made seniors lose coordination that they would
drop things which would require them to bend and reach and stretch..
And God looked down, and saw that it was good.

Then God considered the functioning of seniors bladders and decided that there might
be calls of nature more frequently.
Requiring More trips to the relief station that would burn calories.
Seniors were obliged to exercise more from these senior shortcomings and
did become more active as a result.
God Looked down, and saw that it was good.
So If you find you are required to get up and down more as you age, remember
it's God's will and in your best interests even though you mutter under your
breath.

So now you know!!


Government is like a stew…if youdon’t stir it up occasionally, a layer of scum will rise to the top.
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Post by retired2 on Wed Dec 17, 2014 12:34 am



May the hinges of our friendship never grow rusty . . .
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An old Woman was asked,
"At your age, would you prefer
to get : Parkinsons or Alzheimers?"

The answer, "Definitely Parkinsons -
Better to spill half my wine than forget where I keep the bottle."
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Post by retired2 on Wed Dec 17, 2014 12:35 am

Nothing more dangerous than a
perverted tradesman/electrician with a pen,
or an old guy with too much time on his hands...



I will never again look at a power outlet the same way...
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Post by retired2 on Wed Dec 17, 2014 11:48 am

Christmas Lights


I love CHRISTMAS LIGHTS, they remind me of Politicians.
They all hang together , half the f**kers don't work, and the ones that do aren't that bright.
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