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Another golf story

Post by observer on Wed Nov 26, 2014 10:53 pm

im decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend.

One evening, after the honeymoon, he was cleaning his golf shoes.

His wife was standing there watching him.

After a long period of silence she finally speaks. "Honey, I've been thinking, now that we are married I think it's time you quit golfing. Maybe you should sell your golf clubs."

Jim gets this horrified look on his face.

She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"

”There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife.”

"Ex wife!" she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"

”I wasn't!“

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Re: Another golf story

Post by observer on Sat Nov 29, 2014 12:29 am

A man got on a bus with both of his front trouser pockets full of

golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful (you guessed it) blonde.



The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets.



Finally, after many glances from her, he said, "It's golf balls."

The blonde continued to look at him for a very long time, thinking deeply about what he had said.



After several minutes, not being able to contain her curiosity any longer, she asked,



"Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?"

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