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Post by retired2 on Sun Sep 14, 2014 6:56 pm



To all you OWLS

(Older Wiser Losing it Souls)



Wisdom from Grandpa . . .

Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg,

depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.




Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy

earning' his salt that he forgets his sugar.



Too many couples marry for better, or for worse,

but not for good.


When a man marries a woman, they become one;

the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

To All You OWLS. Att00012

If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like

a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag.


On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets

the past -- but never the present.



A foolish husband says to his wife, "Honey, you stick

to the washing, ironing, cooking and scrubbing.

No wife of mine is gonna work."



Many girls like to marry a military man -- he can cook,

sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's

already used to taking orders.



Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying

about your age and start bragging about it.


Some people try to turn back their odometers.

Not me, I want people to know "why" I look this way.

I've travelled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.





Old age is when former classmates are so gray and wrinkled

and bald, they don't recognize you.



Have a GREAT day, and keep Laughing!
It's good for the soul.


And remember my motto:

Pay the undertaker with a bad cheque.
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