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Post by retired2 on Sat Aug 30, 2014 9:52 pm

The Beach was too sandy !
THESE ARE ACTUAL COMPLAINTS RECEIVED BY "THOMAS COOK VACATIONS" FROM DISSATISFIED CUSTOMERS:



1. "I think it should be explained in the brochure that the local
convenience store does not sell proper biscuits like custard creams or
ginger nuts."

2. "It's lazy of the local shopkeepers in Puerto Vallarta to close in
the afternoons. I often needed to buy things during 'siesta' time --
this
should be banned."

3. "On my holiday to Goa in India, I was disgusted to find that almost
every
restaurant served curry. I don't like spicy food."

4. "We booked an excursion to a water park but no-one told us we had
to bring our own swimsuits and towels. We assumed it would be included
in the price."

5. "The beach was too sandy. We had to clean everything when we
returned to our room."

6. "We found the sand was not like the sand in the brochure. Your
brochure shows the sand as white but it was more yellow."

7. "They should not allow topless sunbathing on the beach. It was very
distracting for my husband who just wanted to relax."

8. "No-one told us there would be fish in the water. The children were
scared."

9. "Although the brochure said that there was a fully equipped
kitchen, there was no egg-slicer in the drawers."

10. "We went on holiday to Spain and had a problem with the taxi
drivers as they were all Spanish."

11. "The roads were uneven and bumpy, so we could not read the local
guide book during the bus ride to the resort. Because of this, we were
unaware of many things that would have made our holiday more fun."

12. "It took us nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England. It
took the Americans only three hours to get home. This seems unfair."

13. "I compared the size of our one-bedroom suite to our friends'
three-bedroom and ours was significantly smaller."

14. "The brochure stated: 'No hairdressers at the resort.' We're
trainee hairdressers and we think they knew and made us wait longer
for service."

15. "When we were in Spain, there were too many Spanish people there.
The receptionist spoke Spanish, the food was Spanish. No one told us
that there would be so many foreigners."

16. "We had to line up outside to catch the boat and there was no
air-conditioning."

17. "It is your duty as a tour operator to advise us of noisy or
unruly guests before we travel."

18. "I was bitten by a mosquito. The brochure did not mention
mosquitoes."

19. "My fiancee and I requested twin-beds when we booked, but instead
we were placed in a room with a king bed. We now hold you responsible
and want to be re-reimbursed for the fact that I became pregnant. This
would not have happened if you had put us in the room that we booked."

BE AWARE ... THEY WALK AMONG US and THEY VOTE!!!!
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Post by retired2 on Sat Aug 30, 2014 9:55 pm

Being nervous, and embarrassed about my upcoming colonoscopy; on a recommendation I decided to have it done while visiting friends in San Francisco, where the beautiful nurses are allegedly more gentle and accommodating.

As I lay naked on my side on the table, the gorgeous nurse began my procedure.

"Don't worry, at this stage of the procedure it's quite normal to get an erection," the nurse told me.

"I haven't got an erection," I replied.

"No, but I have," replied the nurse.


Don't get a colonoscopy in San Francisco
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Post by retired2 on Sat Aug 30, 2014 9:56 pm

A sweet letter to an airline pilot from a little girl
*Very charming*

*This little girl has a way with words for being only 8 years old.The
flight was Qantas 278 from Sydney to Wellington , NZ on 12th August
2013.*
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Post by Ruby Tuesday on Sun Aug 31, 2014 7:28 am

Wholly, all good ones. Loved the travel complaints, but that really makes you think about our population!

Perception is reality.
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Post by retired2 on Sun Aug 31, 2014 8:02 am

The Beach was too sandy ! A_534_10
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