THE LIGHT TURNED YELLOW ..

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THE LIGHT TURNED YELLOW ..........
The light turned yellow just in front of him. He did the right
thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten
the red light by accelerating through the intersection.

The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in
frustration, as she missed her chance to get through the
intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup.

As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and
looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The
officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her
to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted,
photographed, and placed in a holding cell.

After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened
the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the
arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.

He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up
behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the
guy in front of you and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the
'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Choose Life' license
plate holder, the 'Follow Me to Sunday-School' bumper sticker, and
the 'chrome-plated Christian fish emblem' on the trunk, so
naturally....I assumed you had stolen the car."

[Rick Wisson]

Yup, seen some people like that.

[Ruby Tuesday]

I've seen some folks that claim to be church going upstanding community citizens, and then their names show up in the paper for criminal activity. Or some that just "talk the talk", but they don't "walk the walk".

My parents aways said that we didn't need to go to church to do the right things in life, and I agree with that perspective.

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As a kid I remember going to church and after the sermon men standing on the front steps of the church smoking and swearing a blue streak. It impressed me to no end

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