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Post by retired2 Fri Mar 30, 2012 2:15 pm

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Post by observer Fri Mar 30, 2012 5:45 pm

Love that last one. Do we all remember being told about the starving children in China when we were kids?

As though us finishing everything on our plate was going to make them less hungry! Rolling Eyes
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Post by Rick Wisson Fri Mar 30, 2012 7:03 pm

I sure do.
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Post by observer Fri Mar 30, 2012 9:04 pm

When engineers go to hell . . .

An engineer dies and reports to the Pearly Gates.

Saint Peter checks his dossier and, not seeing his name there, accidentally sends him to Hell.

It doesn’t take long before the engineer becomes rather dissatisfied with the level of comfort in Hell.

He soon begins to design and build improvements.

Shortly thereafter, Hell has air conditioning, flush toilets and escalators.

Needless to say, the engineer is a pretty popular guy.

One day, Saint Peter calls Satan and says with a sneer: 'So, how are things in Hell?'

Satan replies: 'Hey, things are going great! We've got air conditioning, flush toilets, and escalators, and there’s no
Telling what that engineer you sent down here is going to come up with next!!!'

'What!!!' Saint Peter exclaims: 'You’ve got an engineer?

That’s a mistake! He should never have been sent to Hell!!! . . . Send him back up to me!!!'

'Not a chance!!!' Satan replies: 'I like having an engineer on my staff, and I’m keeping him!!!'

Saint Peter insists: 'Send him back, or I’ll sue!!!'

Satan laughs uproariously and answers: 'Yeah, right!!!

And where are you going to find an attorney???'
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