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Post by retired2 Sat Mar 01, 2014 10:42 am

What is the Resurrection?

While the priest was presenting a children's sermon.

He asked the children if they knew what the Resurrection was.


Now, asking questions during children's sermons is crucial,

but at the same time, asking children questions in front of a congregation can also be very dangerous.

In response to the question, a little boy raised his hand.



Little Charlie Baumann



The priest called on him and the boy said,
"I know that if you have a resurrection that lasts more than four hours you are supposed to call the doctor."



It took ten minutes for the congregation to settle down enough for the service to continue.
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Post by retired2 Sat Mar 01, 2014 10:42 am

164 yrs. ago
DO you know what happened 164 years ago this fall... Back in 1850?

California became a state.
The people had no electricity.
The state had no money.
Almost everyone spoke Spanish.
There were gunfights in the streets.

So basically nothing has changed except then the women had real tits and the men didn't hold hands.

That, my friends, is the history lesson for today!
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Post by retired2 Sat Mar 01, 2014 10:43 am

Do Los Vegas Churches accept gambling chips?

This may come as a surprise to those of you not living in Las Vegas but there are more catholic churches than casinos.

Not surprisingly, some worshipers at Sunday services will give casino chips rather than cash when the basket is passed.

Since they get chips from many different casinos, the churches have devised a method to collect the offerings.

The churches send all their collected chips to a nearby Franciscan monastery for sorting and then the chips are taken to the casinos of origin and cashed in.



This is done by the chip monks.




You didn't even see it coming did you?




Its so easy to fool ole folks!!!
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