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50 Shades of Gray

Post by retired2 on Thu Sep 12, 2013 8:50 pm

Pam Ayres Poem 50 Shades of Gray



If you haven’t read the book.. 50 Shades of Grey, you can still get a chuckle from this poem.
For any that do not know....a “zimmer” is the British term for a senior’s walker....Zimmer is the frame after the manufacturer’s name.



FIFTY SHADES OF GREY - (a husband's point of view)

The missus bought a Paperback,
down Shepton Mallet way,
I had a look inside her bag;
... T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey".

Well I just left her to it,
And at ten I went to bed.
An hour later she appeared;
The sight filled me with dread...

In her left she held a rope;
And in her right a whip!
She threw them down upon the floor,
And then began to strip.

Well fifty years or so ago;
I might have had a peek;
But Mabel hasn't weathered well;
She's eighty four next week!!

Watching Myrtle bump and grind;
Could not have been much grimmer.
And things then went from bad to worse;
She toppled off her Zimmer!
She struggled back upon her feet;
A couple minutes later;
She put her teeth back in and said
I am a dominater !!

Now if you knew our Myrtle
You'd see just why I spluttered,
I'd spent two months in traction
For the last complaint I'd uttered.

She stood there nude and naked
Bent forward just a bit
I went to hold her, sensual like
and stood on her left tit!

Myrtle screamed, her teeth shot out;
My god what had I done!?
She moaned and groaned then shouted out:
"Step on the other one"!!

Well readers, I can't tell no more;
About what occurred that day.
Suffice to say my jet black hair,
Turned fifty shades of grey.
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Re: 50 Shades of Gray

Post by Ruby Tuesday on Thu Sep 12, 2013 10:35 pm

Groan .... And I was SO waiting for the movie. Doh!
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